well y'see, this isn't a one-way street here get him to chill out and maybe i will too
...where the hell did you get bourbon from? that's not just something you find here, i. don't think or do you. if you're supposed to, i've been looking in all the wrong houses, and that's bullshit.
oh. hera. alright i do genuinely want to know wHY you would WILLINGLY move to PANDORA yeah i get work (a little) but. but??? it's pandora
OH my god you areb oth babies. I'm goignr to make you a get along shirt. I will makeeyou both wear it and rHys will also be wearign the tie, so it will be ike you are wearing the tie too alsmot. BABIES.
And wefound it in a house ! This is the first tiem in six months though so it' spretty rare. You have to get lucky (not liek that)!! Lol ew
ANYWAY. te Pandora thing. He h ad a hunch about the vault there (you should know that part?? I thought youw ere a fan) and he neededm e to help with the vault hunter bit. Then he wasnt' goign to freaking leave after he cebame CEO right??Especblly with the thign wth the OTHER aultv and the warrior and the key??
oh good god i will literally never even remotely consider being anywhere near that skinny disaster. and the tie he's wearing. where would you even find a shirt big enough to fit both of us, anyway? there's like. none of those here. which is probably for the best!
...why did you immediately go to actually yeah never mind, never mind. juuust. good to know i shouldn't be counting on it.
[ Wait. Waiiiit wait wait waitwaitwait, hold on. That's-- That was. Hm. There's just a few little possibilities here, and one of them is-- ] [ holy shit her dad is handsome fucking jack ]
SEE YOU WEREN'T COMMON COMPANY KNOWLEDGE, Y'KNOW I THINK LIKE THREE PEOPLE KNEW YOU EXISTED
ok firsst There's a girl h ere ewho makes clothes and I have a big sheetgoing spare. Don'ttest me bro. ;333333 Sometiems you run into people here by accsident so don't think it can't hapen!it may just be a matter oftime.
And well duh?? I hadto be a sceret because exploitign the siren was only ok if HE did it??? Get with the progrmaa! >:VVVVVVV Is this goign to get weird now. Are you going to get weirda t me.
part of that also hinges on finding me so. good luck, i'm gonna hole up somewhere until you lose your sheet and i'm safe where, exactly? who knows. i'll mix it up and move around too. there's plenty of buildings, i'll just make a fort in one and go from there.
i uh okay to be totally honest that is a REALLY BIG THING to be dropping on a guy out of the blue in the middle of the night i have a shitton of questions but you're also shitfaced so that's not gonna work out.
Okay BUT *BUT* I hvae a vast network of friends and bribable indivdisals who could keep an yey out for ou. There's no place to hide.You willh ave to shave your beard or somethign to disgusie yourself. EXTREME MEASAURES.
And that kidn of sounds like you're going toget weird on me. if you aren't then you cna ask me tomorrow.But no questions that will make mewant to barf in your face.
how dare you the beard stays. always. i've had it for years and actually how dare you [ He doesn't seem pissed, exactly?? He likes Angel enough to where he's not going to get pissed about the joke, but he's still just a little huffy. ] also what the hell, that's like. grade-a corporate tactics right there. you sure you didn't do anything in helios??
oh ew why would i. yeah i'm not gonna-- okay first don't threaten to barf in someone's face, i'm a little hung up on that one right now second i'm not gonna get weird if you don't get weird.
Them your only dlternativeis to grow it REALLY long. hen if people find you and say "hey, areyou the guy Angel wants to puta shirt on" you can be like "no I'm am clearly soem kind of busines swizard?" And I'l be like shit. SHOOT. S H O O T. Foiled by fake wizizrds!
And look *look* Prerry much everybosy getsa LITTEL weird about it. Like heyt he murderman is your dad! Its ucks?? I meann rHys didnet get werid but he knwe who I was before I said anythign probably
b business wizard let's just focus on that phrase for a minute because that?? that is something (and if it's all the same to you, i'd rather not look like i should be casting fireballs. i have an aesthetic to keep going, y'know.)
does rhys actually know anything though, 'cause he could've just bullshit it as per usual. i'm pretty sure that's how he got hired, actually-- doesn't make that much sense otherwise? i WILL say that threatening to barf on people is probably a little weirder if you ask me. most people don't. do that. you kinda kick it up a few notches in a direction people generally don't want to go with that.
Okya but business wizted is 100% better than any other eastehtic??? I'm am really freakig smart so I know this stff. (a bsiuess wizard wouldn't cast fireballs, tehy would be like. Abracadabacus. and then they could magic tehe stocks and salaries. And make it raaaaaaaaaaain!!)
and DUDe laty off Rhys a little!! I mean for starfers he's reall y bad at bullsh*tting. Rkeally bad. Like holy HECK its like a rverese superpower. he's worse at BS than he is at fashions. WOW Where was I goign with this? Oh yeah okay. A little rippig on him is ok. but not too much because he s my favorite friend and he hasg ood points too! Like he is very tall, ad he is good at robots, and onet ime he stapled handsome Jack in the face.
that aesthetic doesn't get you allowed into meetings or into most places. business wizard gets you kicked out of decent establishments, more often than not? you are just. giving me all kinds of weird mental images right now, let me say. i already make it rain though. why would i need magic when i've got enough money to build a house
he did what [ Vasquez has to stop and focus on that little detail for a minute-- he has so many questions, and it's just. So much. How and why? When? Probably at some point during his stay in Norfinbury, but-- god. ] how the hell did he manage to pull that one off? especially without getting killed??
okay fine, fine. i'll lay off a little [ Entirely because she asked, and he doesn't want to get into an argument. He can play nice, sure! For the moment. ] so long as he doesn't try messing with me, anyway. we'll see how that goes.
OH my god it hasbeen SO OLNG sinc esomebodyy takled about having a lot of money like it's supposed to be impressiv. That's adorbale!! I wnat to pinch your cheek adn give you a turbomnasion. prescious.
[ SERIOUSLY, ONLY HAVING ENOUGH FOR A HOUSE
AWWWWWWW ]
And it is true!! we werr trying to get away and he stapledd hm right in the face. It was ASEWOME. I mean yeah he diddddddd get the cr*p beaten outof him for it but it was still awesome Jcak didn't kill him for it though BECAUSE of the thing. The secret thgin. I dont' think you know about it though so I am zippig my lips. ZZZZZZZZZIP. (Thank y for laying off thoguh ♥)
[ He-- feels like he should be insulted. That's an insult, right? It's alright, he can go live in his stacked dollar house and-- ohh. He realizes his mistake there; a simple house is far from impressive, and he wasn't exactly specific. ] [ After a moment, he just shrugs and gets on with a response. It's not like his money means anything out here! ] it's like a sport or something in some divisions, okay. it's on reflex ...i still think a space station's cooler than a turbomansion. not gonna be picky though.
[ Vasquez doesn't exactly see that happening, but-- well! Maybe Rhys found himself more of a spine somewhere in the snow. Doubtful, sure, but maybe. ] the.......thing. i see. vague! guess that's just one of the beanpole's secret somethings, then. [ now he just really wants to know-- ]
Space statrions and turbomasnions >>>>>> secret bunkers on frcikn PANDORA. So you wineither way but I still get to rip ony ou a littel. Deal with it,.
And yes!! I have to b evague becaise I am very, vrey drink. And if I am not careful I will say thigs? So. Zipped. ZZzp. (also he is a noodl and not a beanpole)
......yeah alright that's fair you had to live on that dirtball, so i can at least give you that much. gonna take a lot more than a little harassment to make up for pandora, but it's. kind of a start??
how much did you even have? i don't. feel like you could've found a lot, with how much this place hates us in mind, but if you did i might have to borrow some later. or have you just never drank before noodle, beanpole, whatever. same thing, sort of? he's a stick, we all can agree on that.
THAT counst as a written contract givign me permission to keep ripping on you. Im am going to tak full advantage ofi t. YOU HECKED UP. B)))))
and one bottle. It is a BIG bottl thogh. And of coruse I never drank before??? Doy ou think Jack woudl let me?? Get withe program, dude. you NAME it I havn't done it!
okay while this isn't exactly a straight-up agreement i guess you kinda have a point?? implied-in-fact contracts are dumb. i didn't sign shit, you can't make me. i get the feeling you'd give the legal guys a heart attack. angel 'doesn't 100% know how contracts work' angel, bullying suits when drunk. or when sober. i don't tell you how to live your life
good god you're just you came out of the bunker after however many years of doing what? eating saltines and staring at a wall?? norfinbury's a shitty party destination, okay. you can find better ones.
Ughgh yor not supposed to call me onm y sh*t?? I'm gnona write a contract for THAT. you the undresigned swear not to call Angel out on shadyl egal BS. Etc. It will be WATER. TIGHTT.
aAND actully u cuold argue I neve rcame out of the bunskr technically? Died theree, zapped here. Doesn't count. Ist nice that you think there are beter places to party thogug. Wek ind of have to get out off here firts.
how are you gonna make me sign it that's two things you gotta get on, buddy good luck getting a business wizard like me to put his signature on anything and also i'm still not wearing that shirt.
.........so you just stayed in one place until you died [ Damn that sucks. Just...everything about that. ] you could try and cut loose here but i get the feeling all the monsters would probably cramp your style. that and there's no expensive booze here. if we were anywhere else i could've hooked you up with some? which is kind of a shame, 'cause i had a pretty kickass catalog set up.
Dube. DUDE. Thsi is soudning increaingly like a challegne. I should let youk now I have done a LOT of impossibele things in my life. THIS WILL BE THE NEXT.
Adn that's actlly really sweet of yuo?? I awwd out loud and now rHys is making barf noisess. wait
it's good to have aspirations, even if they're unachievable 'cause you're gonna have a real hard time specifically because you said this was your next goal.
oh my god [ He agreed he'd lay off but it's so hard-- ] go make sure he doesn't die or. something. i'm gonna laugh if he has a hangover though [ ...does that count ]
I thisnk it is very liekly that we are boh getting hangovers dude. BUT iwll make sure I let reeeees know you were concernedd for his health!! You're haklffway to that get along shrt already. ^ww^ Goofnight frend! if he dies I will let yuo know .
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get him to chill out and maybe i will too
...where the hell did you get bourbon from? that's not just something you find here, i. don't think
or do you. if you're supposed to, i've been looking in all the wrong houses, and that's bullshit.
oh. hera. alright
i do genuinely want to know wHY you would WILLINGLY move to PANDORA
yeah i get work (a little) but. but??? it's pandora
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And wefound it in a house ! This is the first tiem in six months though so it' spretty rare. You have to get lucky (not liek that)!! Lol ew
ANYWAY. te Pandora thing. He h ad a hunch about the vault there (you should know that part?? I thought youw ere a fan) and he neededm e to help with the vault hunter bit. Then he wasnt' goign to freaking leave after he cebame CEO right??Especblly with the thign wth the OTHER aultv and the warrior and the key??
[ and There It Is, ]
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where would you even find a shirt big enough to fit both of us, anyway? there's like. none of those here. which is probably for the best!
...why did you immediately go to
actually yeah never mind, never mind. juuust. good to know i shouldn't be counting on it.
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[ holy shit her dad is handsome fucking jack ]
SEE YOU WEREN'T
COMMON COMPANY KNOWLEDGE, Y'KNOW
I THINK LIKE THREE PEOPLE KNEW YOU EXISTED
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There's a girl h ere ewho makes clothes and I have a big sheetgoing spare. Don'ttest me bro. ;333333
Sometiems you run into people here by accsident so don't think it can't hapen!it may just be a matter oftime.
And well duh?? I hadto be a sceret because exploitign the siren was only ok if HE did it??? Get with the progrmaa! >:VVVVVVV
Is this goign to get weird now. Are you going to get weirda t me.
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where, exactly? who knows. i'll mix it up and move around too. there's plenty of buildings, i'll just make a fort in one and go from there.
i uh
okay to be totally honest that is a REALLY BIG THING to be dropping on a guy out of the blue in the middle of the night
i have a shitton of questions but you're also shitfaced so that's not gonna work out.
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*BUT*
I hvae a vast network of friends and bribable indivdisals who could keep an yey out for ou. There's no place to hide.You willh ave to shave your beard or somethign to disgusie yourself. EXTREME MEASAURES.
And that kidn of sounds like you're going toget weird on me. if you aren't then you cna ask me tomorrow.But no questions that will make mewant to barf in your face.
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the beard stays. always. i've had it for years and actually how dare you
[ He doesn't seem pissed, exactly?? He likes Angel enough to where he's not going to get pissed about the joke, but he's still just a little huffy. ]
also what the hell, that's like. grade-a corporate tactics right there. you sure you didn't do anything in helios??
oh ew
why would i. yeah i'm not gonna-- okay first don't threaten to barf in someone's face, i'm a little hung up on that one right now
second i'm not gonna get weird if you don't get weird.
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And look
*look*
Prerry much everybosy getsa LITTEL weird about it. Like heyt he murderman is your dad! Its ucks??
I meann rHys didnet get werid but he knwe who I was before I said anythign probably
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business wizard
let's just focus on that phrase for a minute because that?? that is something
(and if it's all the same to you, i'd rather not look like i should be casting fireballs. i have an aesthetic to keep going, y'know.)
does rhys actually know anything though, 'cause he could've just bullshit it as per usual. i'm pretty sure that's how he got hired, actually-- doesn't make that much sense otherwise?
i WILL say that threatening to barf on people is probably a little weirder if you ask me. most people don't. do that. you kinda kick it up a few notches in a direction people generally don't want to go with that.
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business wizted is 100% better than any other eastehtic??? I'm am really freakig smart so I know this stff.
(a bsiuess wizard wouldn't cast fireballs, tehy would be like. Abracadabacus. and then they could magic tehe stocks and salaries. And make it raaaaaaaaaaain!!)
and DUDe laty off Rhys a little!! I mean for starfers he's reall y bad at bullsh*tting. Rkeally bad. Like holy HECK its like a rverese superpower. he's worse at BS than he is at fashions. WOW
Where was I goign with this?
Oh yeah okay. A little rippig on him is ok. but not too much because he s my favorite friend and he hasg ood points too! Like he is very tall, ad he is good at robots, and onet ime he stapled handsome Jack in the face.
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or into most places. business wizard gets you kicked out of decent establishments, more often than not?
you are just. giving me all kinds of weird mental images right now, let me say.
i already make it rain though. why would i need magic when i've got enough money to build a house
he did what
[ Vasquez has to stop and focus on that little detail for a minute-- he has so many questions, and it's just. So much. How and why? When? Probably at some point during his stay in Norfinbury, but-- god. ]
how the hell did he manage to pull that one off? especially without getting killed??
okay fine, fine. i'll lay off a little
[ Entirely because she asked, and he doesn't want to get into an argument. He can play nice, sure! For the moment. ]
so long as he doesn't try messing with me, anyway. we'll see how that goes.
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I wnat to pinch your cheek adn give you a turbomnasion. prescious.
[ SERIOUSLY, ONLY HAVING ENOUGH FOR A HOUSE
AWWWWWWW ]
And it is true!! we werr trying to get away and he stapledd hm right in the face. It was ASEWOME.
I mean yeah he diddddddd get the cr*p beaten outof him for it but it was still awesome
Jcak didn't kill him for it though BECAUSE of the thing. The secret thgin. I dont' think you know about it though so I am zippig my lips. ZZZZZZZZZIP. (Thank y for laying off thoguh ♥)
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[ After a moment, he just shrugs and gets on with a response. It's not like his money means anything out here! ]
it's like a sport or something in some divisions, okay. it's on reflex
...i still think a space station's cooler than a turbomansion. not gonna be picky though.
[ Vasquez doesn't exactly see that happening, but-- well! Maybe Rhys found himself more of a spine somewhere in the snow. Doubtful, sure, but maybe. ]
the.......thing. i see. vague! guess that's just one of the beanpole's secret somethings, then.
[ now he just really wants to know-- ]
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And yes!! I have to b evague becaise I am very, vrey drink. And if I am not careful I will say thigs? So. Zipped. ZZzp.
(also he is a noodl and not a beanpole)
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you had to live on that dirtball, so i can at least give you that much. gonna take a lot more than a little harassment to make up for pandora, but it's. kind of a start??
how much did you even have? i don't. feel like you could've found a lot, with how much this place hates us in mind, but if you did i might have to borrow some later. or have you just never drank before
noodle, beanpole, whatever. same thing, sort of? he's a stick, we all can agree on that.
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and one bottle. It is a BIG bottl thogh. And of coruse I never drank before??? Doy ou think Jack woudl let me??
Get withe program, dude. you NAME it I havn't done it!
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i get the feeling you'd give the legal guys a heart attack. angel 'doesn't 100% know how contracts work' angel, bullying suits when drunk. or when sober. i don't tell you how to live your life
good god you're just
you came out of the bunker after however many years of doing what? eating saltines and staring at a wall??
norfinbury's a shitty party destination, okay. you can find better ones.
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aAND actully u cuold argue I neve rcame out of the bunskr technically? Died theree, zapped here. Doesn't count.
Ist nice that you think there are beter places to party thogug. Wek ind of have to get out off here firts.
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that's two things you gotta get on, buddy
good luck getting a business wizard like me to put his signature on anything and also i'm still not wearing that shirt.
.........so you just
stayed in one place until you died
[ Damn that sucks. Just...everything about that. ]
you could try and cut loose here but i get the feeling all the monsters would probably cramp your style. that and there's no expensive booze here. if we were anywhere else i could've hooked you up with some? which is kind of a shame, 'cause i had a pretty kickass catalog set up.
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Adn that's actlly really sweet of yuo?? I awwd out loud and now rHys is making barf noisess.
wait
ok no he's actually barfign I think I have to go
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'cause you're gonna have a real hard time specifically because you said this was your next goal.
oh my god
[ He agreed he'd lay off but it's so hard-- ]
go make sure he doesn't die or. something. i'm gonna laugh if he has a hangover though
[ ...does that count ]
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Goofnight frend! if he dies I will let yuo know .